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May 2014
Well, daddy has finally realised that he needs to write a book about teddy bears. Boy…that took a while. Now daddy is trying to decide which bear he should use…I can’t believe it! I am stuck at the back…all the other bears have pushed in front of me! What if he can’t see me…I know, I’ll wiggle my black ears so he can see my potential?

“I remember finding you in a pile of rubbish…and I decided to save your life and bring you home! I think you might be the perfect bear for the job. Now what is your name?” Daddy said.
Great, daddy remembered me! He looked at me and noticed I was so tightly packed with stuffing that I didn’t bend at all…
Daddy named me Stiffy Bear, because I was so stiff and unbendable!

I met my best girl, Wee Bear, at my new family’s home and life couldn’t be better. Australia was a land of great adventure and I eventually decided to leave the safety of the bedroom to become an intrepid explorer.

After all, I could turn my paw to most things and had more stuffing than the average bear.
I was poised ready to leap into success…

My talents were vast… I had the knack of being able to do a lot of different things and didn’t mind “showing off” in front of people. I guess most people don’t know that teddy bears are really alive. That’s right…

Just for fun, we “Teddy Bears” would come alive at night and move everything about in the children’s bedrooms…
Boy-oh-boy!!! They never guessed it was the bears making all that mischief.

By the time I was 5 teddy years old; I had travelled the world, been orphaned and was now on the hunt for a new family.

I knew that my solid physique, and magnificent black ears were going to have to strut their stuff to make me so adorable that I would be snapped up by a new loving family…